Ran Away to Alaska

Black cars. Airplanes. Early mornings. Red wine. Water, water everywhere. Borrowed scarves. Tears. God. Love. Families. Music. Celebrities. Pirates. Bad haircuts. Auctions. Topaz. Laughter. Life vests. Journal writing. Snow. Hot tubs. Staterooms are smaller than they sound. Marketplace. Roaming calls. Tattoo dreams. Bunk beds. Laser show. Piano bar. Striped towels. Stardust Theatre. Dress in layers. Mountains. Dusk all night. Pictures. Tourist Traps. Bald Eagles. Hiking in flip flops. Water slides. Glaciers. Attacked by a Raven. Park Rangers. Rosie O'Donnell. Sweaters. Blue ice. Diet Coke with Lime(only a little ice). Baseball hats. Postcards. Carosel Bar. Big Ass Boat. Juneau. Long nails. Sunglasses. Deck chairs. Red Dog Saloon. Up all night. Angela Shelton. The Spinniker. Towel creatures. Pillow mints. Interpretive dance. Big issues. Dessert. Fabulous shoes. Broadway Belters. Gatsby's. Keepsakes. World Cup soccer. Ellen Lauper. Tacky carpet. Adoption. Peace of mind. 12 to 17 ft. waves. "Do you have your card with you?". Raffles. Plans. Versailes. Egg on the sleeve. Skagway. Deck 13. "This is Simon, your cruise director". Life path. Totem poles. Capitol Building. Stained glass. Whales. Blue blankets. Port side. "Where's Celine Dion when you need her?". The Chapel. Jane-the-networker. Glacier Bay National Park. Fourth of July. Fake candles. Green water bottles. Champaigne. Audra McDonald. Thong underwear. Inspiration. Beauty. Motion. Sunrise. Snoring. Crossword puzzles. Ya-Ya's. Brian Nash. Praying. Tampons. Nail polish. Ta-ta-ta. Ginger tea. Ginger candy. Ginger pills. Fishing boats. Sapphire Princess. Life boat drill. Shuffleboard. The Red Lion Pub. Ketchikan. Amber. Shopping. "Oooh, Pretty!". Dancing. Big Moon. Sierra Club photos. The Norweigian Star. Bored teenagers. Driftwood. Sea planes. Posiden Adventure. Free stuff. "Gay is OK". Under Tuscan Sun. Singles events. Jason Stuart. Giant chess. Helipad. Small water glasses. StarBar. Reservations. Internet .75 a minute. Kelly and Greg. Coffee Bar. Prom photos. Atrium. Wind. Fresh air. Perfume testing. Alcohol tasting. The Freestyle Daily. Set your clock forward. Canada. Someones going swimming. Passports. 1811. Where are all the Eskimos? Dress as your state. Friends. "Bi-bi-bi I'm bi!". Nap. One pillow each. Sanitizer. Cindi Lauper. A-mah-zing. Big Gay Vaccum. Havana Club. Performing. Melting. Merging. Growing. Terrifying Cher Videos. "I think we just lost Seth". Speedo-guy. Tipping the Velvet. BBQ. Multiple Entrees. Aqua. No direction on a boat. "Glaciers. Behold their majesty...". Jay and his mom. R Family. Disposible cameras. Victoria. Folk Festival. North Star. Direction. Nautical Miles.

We hope you had a "smashing" time.